Tasty Dish

I find that I've pigeonholed myself here at the LLFD, focusing mostly on cookie-cutter Tasty Dishes and TV Dinners. Granted, I've brought you such draft favorites as Emmanuelle Chriqui and Nadine Velazquez. Yes, I've alerted the loyal readership to such Plus-37 MILFS as Heather Graham and Judy Reyes. And it's true, I've drawn your attention to such beauties as Aya Sumika and Chrystee Phariss. But really, anyone with a pulse and a little effort could do the same. It takes a special kind of columnist here at the LLFD to really break the mold and hit you with something you never would have seen coming.

And so began my quest.

Who could I find for this week's Tasty Dish that would really "go big or go home". To be honest, what with packing for a big move, and working just about every other second, I haven't had much time to sit and think. And when I have, well it hasn't gone well. I'm pretty fried.

Well whenever I'm bored and don't feel like thinking or putting any energy into anything, I hop in the comfy recliner downstairs, grab a snack and turn on my ESPN.

It just so happened that this week, while watching ESPN's midday lineup, I got bored of the usual talk-radio style shows they play one after the other. I was stuffed up from allergies, tired from packing, and didn't really feel like sitting there having people yell at me without being able to yell back. So I flipped to my back-up, ESPN2.

Well, whaddya know.

Sitting there, on ESPN2, was some Billiard championship. A male-female team showdown (one male and one female per team). Was that intriguing to me? No. What was intriguing to me was who was playing.

Jeanette "The Black Widow" Lee

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What intrigued me about this young lady is not that she's most commonly referred to as the hottest chick in pool, or that I've known about her for a while and was too stupid to even think about her. What intrigued me was that I had an opportunity to beat The Minority Reporter to the punch when it came to presenting a lovely, Asian athlete. Considering he has this new task of bringing to light attractive athletes (of which there are a lot more than people give credit to), the idea that Ms. Lee wouldn't even register on his radar was almost too good to pass up. Yes, she's married. Yes, she has a baby. But she's also one of the top players in the game, and with a name like "The Black Widow," she has to be dynamite in bed.

However, that wasn't enough motivation to create an entire post. So luckily, I kept watching. It turns out that the other woman playing in the event actually is the hottest chick in the sport.

Jennifer Barretta

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I had never heard of this woman before. But I was smitten. An attractive woman with an amazing body who could kick my ass at pool? Baretta's perfect. I don't know if I could ask for anything more. In fact, I'm not even gonna ruin this by writing about her anymore. I'll just show another picture.

Well, TMR. What do you think of them apples?