So I purchased a $3 DVD the other week, but my crap player died and I only replaced it yesterday, which meant I didn't get to watch until then what might well have been the best bad movie of all time. And today - it hit me. In both of our initial mock drafts, we made a terrible, terrible, inexcusable omission. Yes, she's dual eligible. Yes, I've been kicking my own ass since I thought of this, and I'm positive most of the other cats here are going to do the same.
Everyone ready? Yeah? Okay - three words:
Say it with me now: "Aw, crap. What the fuck was I thinking?" A quarter of the way into Harvard Man (which you all officially need to watch - officially), Gellar started riding the shit out of Vince from Entourage reverse-cowgirl style in the woods (see what I'm sayin?) and I wanted to have sex. Right then. With her. Until three weeks from Tuesday. Good god. I had to masturbate 12 times to relieve the pressure. I almost blew a load through two Kleenex. Fuck, I need a moment. Excuse me ...
Phew ... Now where were we? Ah, yes - I realized today that NO ONE HAD DRAFTED HER. This is one half of "The Kiss" for chrissakes. Her outstanding run as Buffy The Vampire Slayer made Dark Angel (and thusly Jessica Alba's entire career) possible. So she's not only salacious as fuck, but also responsible for the LLFD's consensus No. 1 overall. That's unbelievable - though still a step below us fucking this up.
Sarah Michelle, my name is The Brooklyn Boy, and I'm never letting this happen again. Really, baby, I promise. It was just this one (two) time(s). Don't leave me.