At last, our long national nightmare is OVER!! Fall TV is coming back! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Moses! Thank you, Mohamm - nah, he probably had nothing to do with this.
Yes, some of the female dancers are hot. But you know what? This show is utterly retarded, because at the end of the day, do I really fucking care if Mark Cuban can dance or not? Does anyone? And if you answered "yes," or "no, but it's fun to watch" to the above question, do me a favor. Go to your sink and grab some household cleaners, ok? Mix up some bleach with a little amonia in the sink, ok? Then inhale deeply. Really deeply. Then, for shits and giggles, shoot yourself in the fucking face.
Journeyman looks a little Quantum Leap-esque, which I definitely consider a plus. The central conceit is interesting enough (guy goes on trips back in time and changes history), PLUS it's got kick-ass actors Reed Diamond (Homicide: Life On The Street, the single best show to ever air on network TV) and Kevin McKidd (Lucius Vorenus from Rome). I'll take it.
Next Week: Tuesday, you fucking idiots.