If Jesus Christ lived in the here and now, he’d probably be able to pick up any chick he wanted, or so you would think. I happened to come across this video in which the Son of God tries to do what so many of us attempt to do, walk on water and cross the ocean of friendship in order to hookup with his hot roommate. Though it seems that not even turning water into wine is enough to get the attention of the shirtless Mary Magdalene, you can’t help but wonder about the kind of woman that would turn down a guy whose dad is loaded. Either that, or wonder about who’s the babe wearing the leopard print bra. Most likely it’s the latter, so to help you out, I present to you the lovely Olivia Munn.
Munn has carved out a nice little niche for herself amongst video gamers and sci-fi enthusiasts when she landed a job hosting G4 TV’s snarkfest Attack of the Show in 2006. She’s done some acting work in a few B movies such as Scarecrow Gone Wild (2004) and The Road to Canyon Lake (2005). Munn has since become one of the most in-demand figures in G4’s history (hot girl on gaming network, no wonder). In addition to her various G4 duties -- including a daily podcast called Around the Net -- Munn continues to pursue acting roles in her off-hours, including a recurring role on The-N’s sun-n-surf teen soap Beyond the Break (Best. Guilty. Pleasure. EVER.--ed.) and a role opposite Rob Schneider in Big Stan (2007).
As far as looks go, Munn seems more in place on a runway than on basic cable, and it’s because of this that she’s earned a spot on Askmen.com’s Top 99 Women of 2008 at No. 83. Plus she has appeared within the pages of countless magazines wearing exceedingly little, such as a feature in Playboy as a Babe of the Month. Not to mention looking exceptionally well in Princess Leia’s slave girl costume. She can be my only hope anytime.