tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545493295726566537.post1853963461665467500..comments2007-12-06T16:33:42.442-05:00The Brooklyn Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948928776452062001thebrooklynboy@gmail.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545493295726566537.post-4190778993097592702007-12-06T16:33:00.000-05:002007-12-06T16:33:00.000-05:00credit must be given where it is due. and knowledge of that maneuver was bestowed upon me from Ethan Bello of BKNYThe Loveseathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06114976800584371238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545493295726566537.post-86775712682974057462007-12-02T10:37:00.000-05:002007-12-02T10:37:00.000-05:00Dear. God.<BR/><BR/>I don't know if Farceface's entire post or Loveseat's one paragraph comment is more impressively geektastic.<BR/><BR/>However, I'd like to point out that rather than "warn" the groomsmen of the bride's drunken cougar aunt, a good grooms bets two percent of the monetary wedding gifts to each of them, without letting on that the others are competing, and then sits back and watches the show, knowing full well he bet drunk uncle Charles that the groomsmen would ignore the bridesmaids for the entire ceremony and reception, taking delighted glee in every wink thrown at the DCA while a groomsman is arm-in-arm with a bridesmaid.The Brooklyn Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948928776452062001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545493295726566537.post-44523640525441455412007-11-30T17:28:00.000-05:002007-11-30T17:28:00.000-05:00if u choose the Star Wars theme, be sure to pull a Death Star on the honeymoon.<BR/><BR/>that would be where you are doin her from behind with a friend watchin and right before you come, you pull out, spread her butt cheeks, and take aim. if you make it, your friend is required to say "Great shot kid! That was one in a million!"<BR/><BR/>Bonus points if you get Harrison Ford to do it.The Loveseathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06114976800584371238noreply@blogger.com